Can you stop? I literally just made a blog post of "goals" for myself. But I'm just going to use your list instead since they were nearly THE SAME. Except the hair part. I'm concerned that we're going to morph into alter egos of each other cough black swan cough cough cough. Kidding.
I get to be Tyler Durden.
the badass one...duh.I actually looked on IMDB and edward norton's character isn't ever given a name. He is just "narrator"
I can't argue this...it's a sad life